44 of the Best Sloth Merchandise That You Should Own

Posted by Eve G. on

We've done some work and created an awesome list of the coolest and funniest sloth merchandise from our website Tenacious Peacock, Amazon, and Etsy.
Sloths are very interesting creatures. Sloths move in slow motion and hang and lay in trees while in funny positions. Why do they move so slow? Well, it's apparently to conserve energy as they are herbivores. They make for very funny memes and really cool sloth printed items. This sloth merchandise in our list makes or great gifts to give or keep for your own (secret) sloth collection.
Enjoy shopping and let us know which is your favorite!

1. Sexy Shower Curtain Funny Pole Dancing Stripper Sloth

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A shower curtain for someone who has a sense of humor or enjoys getting wild every once in a while. Showering in the morning will now be done with a smirk. Guests will also get a laugh when they use your bathroom.
Also, check out these awesome animal shower curtains.

2. Pole Dancing Sloth Pillow

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Same as above, this pillow is great for someone with a great sense of humor. I personally would buy this as a Secret Santa gift. Imagine opening this, not knowing who gave this to you. I would die laughing! 

 

3. Shower Curtain of Sloth Climbing in New York

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Slothzilla! They need to remake this version fo Godzilla. Walking to the shower with this curtain would be awesome, hopefully, it won't make you move in slow motion!

Get it via Amazon 

4. Giant Sloth on the Empire State Building Sweatshirt

 

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The sweatshirt version of SLOTHZILLA! This fashionable full print sweatshirt is great for this winter. It's sloth merchandise that is not for conformists. It is for those who want to stand out!

Get it via Sharp Shirter

5. Slothzilla T Shirt 

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We had to give you options! The t-shirt version is also awesome. Imagine you taking off the sweatshirt to have the same image on the t-shirt!! 

Price: $25.00 - Get it via Amazon

6. Sloth Just Hanging Around Wood Coaster 

 

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 A cartoon style coaster is great for the kid's area. They will love the cute image and it will protect the wood. Do you respect wood?

Get it via Amazon

7. Sloth Face Can Cooler 

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Know a beer drinker? Or better yet a kid that loves sloths? This is a handy way to keep your beverage cold. I never used one until recently and I loved it! A very useful item!

Get it via Amazon

8. Sloth Full Face Head Mask

Halloween is coming! Get this happy sloth mask for an easy Halloween costume. You can move around the party in slow motion, having the party laughing.

Get it via TP - Use “BLOG” for a 10% discount! 

9. Sloth Drink Markers, Set of 6 

 

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Drink markers are great to keep from someone else drinking your drink. Great for adult and children's beverages. Guaranteed no one else will have sloth drink markers. Who wants to share germs? 

Get it via Amazon 

 

10. Sloth  Coffee Tea 11 Oz. Mug

 

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We could all use an extra mug, so we can procrastinate doing dishes! This artwork is magnificent and what person wouldn't choose this over a basic mug?

Get it via Amazon 

11. Sloth Party Mug 11 oz 

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It's party time! Or really since it's a mug it is time to wake up or go to sleep. Maybe being sloth themed, it's time to go from being lethargic to energetic! Or the opposite... It's a transformation.

Get it via Amazon

 

12. Sloth Riding Turtle Rubber Mouse Pad

Slothstronaut

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Sometimes we need to take our time and move slow. Well, this animal moves slow, but in space, they move extra slow!! I think Elon Musk should make Mars livable for not just humans but for sloths too!!

Get it via Amazon

 

13. Wine Glass Goblet Funny Sloth Let's Get Slothed

 

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When it's time to have fun, maybe after 5 pm, pull this glass out get wild. This wine glass would be great to give as a Secret Santa gift to a wine lover. It would also be cool to have for office happy hours.

Get it via Amazon

14. Sloth Night Light

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Do your kids need a nightlight? This light so adorable and it makes for an awesome night light. Your kids may phase out of this, but it will always be cute keep around even as your kids grow older.

Get it via Ebay 

15. Three-Toed Sloth 12" Plush

 

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Set this sloth merchandise on your desk. Or give this to a child and watch their eyes light up. It's kind of messy looking, but kids would love the stuffed animal to add to their collection.

Get it via Amazon

16. Disney's Zootopia Flash the Sloth Costume Hat 

 

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The best funniest humanization of sloths was in Zootopia! If you haven't seen that movie, go see it now! I am an adult and love that movie. Kids also love that will really enjoy this hat if they are a fan of the movie.

Get it via Amazon

 

17. Handmade Fleece Sloth Hat

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Do you know someone that likes to camp or go up to the snow? Winter is coming and this hat is perfect for them. Imagine seeing someone going down the slopes with this hat on your head. Stay warm and funny!

Get it via Amazon

 

18. Hipster Sloth Meditation Automatic Foldable Umbrella

 

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Meditation is cool. Sloths seem like they are almost always in a meditative state, due to their lethargic behavior. Having an extra umbrella is always useful. Plus youngsters will love this!

Get it via Amazon 

19. Handmade Felt Sloth Mask

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An excellent mask for a young imaginative person. This is so unique that we had to add it to the list. Very simple yet beautiful.

Get it via Etsy

20. Sloths Floral Gray Pattern Phone Case

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For: iPhone 7 case, Samsung Galaxy S7 case, iPhone 6, iPhone 7 plus, iPhone SE, iPhone 5S

 New phones are coming out, however, in the meantime update that phone case! Ours get dirty and it always feels nice to update part of your life. Get this for someone that has had the same phone case forever!

Get it via Etsy

21. Adorable Brown Sloth Stuffed Animal 

One of our bestselling items, because this chubby stuffed animal is so cute! Get this for a newborn, they will love it as they get older!

Get it via TP - Use “BLOG” for a 10% discount! 

22. Sloth Embroidered Baseball Hat 

Sloth Embroidered Baseball Hat

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 If you know someone that has 10+ hats, this dad hat will be appreciated in their wardrobe. It is different and you can guarantee them they will be one of the few people wearing this.

Get it via Amazon

23. Sloth Running Team Sweatshirt 

Sloth Running Team Sweatshirt

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Sloth running team! Are you the slowest person on your running team? Or do hate running? This is for you. Remember there is no rush!

Get it via Amazon

24. Hang Loose Sloth Hobo Bag On Canvas

Hang Loose Sloth Hobo Bag On Canvas

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This sturdy bag will last a year at least, maybe two or three. This sloth bag is stylish and useful. A great gift for a bohemian traveler as well!

Get it via Amazon

25. Follow Your Dreams Sloth School Backpack

 

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Send your kids to school with a positive message, follow your dreams!  Sloths follow their dreams, they love tall trees and sleeping in them! Hopefully, your child's dreams are a little different.

Get it via Amazon 

26.  Sloth and Butterflies T-Shirt

Sloth and Butterflies T-Shirt

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Oh.. Hello. I didn't see you there.... Sloths and butterflies! How could you go wrong? Sloths love hanging from trees in the tropical rainforest surrounded by butterflies. What a beautiful shirt.

Get it via Amazon

27. Sloth Phone Case 

Sloth Phone Case

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Waoh! These sloth phone cases would make for great Christmas presents or Secret Santa gifts. These cases fit iPhone 7-8.

Get it via Amazon 

28. THE KING of the SLOTHS Artwork

THE KING of the SLOTHS Artwork

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Who is King of the north? It's the Sloth King!! Sloth art is absolutely amazing! This would be great for a friend that is sloth crazy. They will go crazy for this!

Get it via Amazon

29. Stylish Sloth Print 

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This is like the Kramer picture from Seinfeld. A sloth in a suit is too funny. This is, of course, great for sloth fans, but it could also be great as a comedic gift. How funny would it be to receive this?! : )

Get it via Etsy

 

30. Sloth Cute Unicorn Sticker

Sloth Unicorn Sticker

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No everyone loves unicorns like they do sloths, but all unicorn lovers love sloths. Both are cute and together, they are extra cute!

Get it via Amazon

31. Sloth Flip Flops for Kids and Adult  

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Don't get your flip flops mixed up with other people's. You could even get these matching with your kids. That would be pretty cool.

Get it via Amazon 

32. Women's Sloth Stripe Knee Socks 

Women's Sloth Striped Socks

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Keep those legs warm, during the winter months. Walking lethargically around the house on those rainy or snowy days will feel a little better with these on your feet.

Get it via Amazon  

33. Knee High Sloth Socks

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Know a sock person? Get these to add to his or her wardrobe. These sloth socks would look with some running shoes. (I'm told that's the style now.)

Get it via Amazon

34. Disney Flash Plush - Zootopia

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One of my favorite characters from a recent Disney movie. A sloth named Flash and he worked at the DMV!! As an adult, I want this, but kids who enjoyed this movie will love this stuffed animal also.

Get it via Amazon

35. Men's Slothy Christmas Ugly Christmas Sweater

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Ugly Christmas parties are a thing and they are fun. Each person tries to outdo each other on her or his ugly sweater. Well, this sloth ugly sweater might take the cake!

Get it via Amazon

36. Three Sloth Moon Shirt  

 

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Woah! This sloth is in deep contemplation. A revision of the original three wolf with the moon shirt. Such a funny cool shirt, you'll definitely get a laugh out this one.

Get it via Amazon

37. My Spirit Animal Sloth T-Shirt

 

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Do you know someone that is kind of lethargic? Maybe a stoner? This is the perfect t-shirt for them. They secretly know they their spirit animal is a sloth!

Get it via Amazon

38. Men's Sloth Crew Socks in Black 

 

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Sloth socks for men. These are for sock lovers and those that can appreciate the sloth lifestyle of taking it easy. Chill, there is no rush in life.

Get it via Amazon

39. Party Animal Sloth Fun - 8oz Stainless Steel Flask

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It's party time! Like the flask says, this for a party animal. Don't end up crawling on the floor like a sloth! : )

Get it via Amazon

40. Sloth Pendant Chain Necklace

 

 A young sloth lover would love this! Hanging from the necklace like it's nothing.

Get it via TP - Use “BLOG” for a 10% discount!

 

41. Sloth Adult Onesie Pajamas

 

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Who doesn't love to wear a onesie? It's like being a cartoon and it is so comfy. A sloth onesie is rare to see in the wild. 

Get it via Amazon

42. Slothlove Book 

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OMG, a book with photos of sloths! This is the cutest book you could own for both adults and kids. Anyone person that is not downright evil would love to own this book.

Get it via Amazon

43. Sloth Jaws Movie Shower Curtain

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Beware, this beach has sloth attacks!! A parody of the classic film Jaws, this would be an awesome sight to see everytime you enter the bathroom.

Get it via Amazon 

44. Cute Hanging Sloth Pendant Necklace

Another cool sloth necklace. A piece of sloth merchandise that a youngster would love to wear. He or she would be so cool at school.
Get it via TP - Use “BLOG” for a 10% discount! 

 

Thanks for looking!

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